Sunday, October 22, 2006

North Korea Doesn't Deserve to Have its Own Bomb

North Korea doesn't deserve to have its own bomb. Let's look at things logically. All the countries who have atomic bombs have a rich history (except Pakistan). North Korea doesn't have a history at all, except for Kim Jong Il putting people in front of the firing squad for drawing a picture of him wearing a diaper. Heck, North Korea isn't even a country.

England, that is a country. And we kicked their ass in a little war that we like to call the War of 1812! Israel hints that they have a bomb, but let's face it, even if they have one, they will be too cheap to ever explode it. Russia is a democracy now. China makes almost 90% of the toys used in the USA by our kids. Those two countries have come a long way since the cold war. We can't even really call them commies any more. France has the bomb, but heck, they invented the guillotine. They are just as likely to use it on themselves as on anyone else.

Finally there is India. They are too busy making lousy movies that don't make any sense. Don't tell me Gandhi's country is capable of letting off a nuclear device. Ain't gonna happen.

North Korea just doesn't fit in to our group. Sorry Kim, but we don't want a guy with a girls name in our club anyway!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is your best post. It should be an op-ed piece in the New York Times or something. (They are probably too liberal to print it)

Archie Stansfield