Dear Mike,
I hope you are having a nice time in Arkansas. Enough with the formalities--you have to get up and back into the ring. Your vacation is over!!! You have been drafted by the blogosphere, specifically, The Porcupine Taxi!!!
Our "friend" John McCain has passed you over for vice president. I am so sorry. In an effort to make the press stop talking about Obama's boring speech last night, he decided to nail the first woman who walked into the bar and who came through the door? Hell, I don't remember her name even, but she is not you!!!
With McCain's weak health and high cholesterol, WE NEEDED YOU TO BE A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY. Now we realize we need you to be a heartbeat in the presidency.
Mike Huckabee, I nominate you for the first third party run that will win. How will we do it? With the other nominees from the other parties, who I will not mention, you are a shoe in. It will be a piece of cake. Our new slogan is...
Run Mike, Run!!!
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Just a week ago, you were calling him the "original maverick."
Coach Tipton
Universal Baptist Church
Flagstaff, Arizona
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