Monday, October 05, 2009

If Norway is the Best Place To Live Why Doesn't Gallup Go There!?

How dare the people recently polled declare that Norway is the best place to live. Can kids go on country picnics with pie eating contests in Norway? I don't think so. What about small farmer making a living off the land in small town America? Won't happen in Norway! Too frozen.

A recent survey of American schoolchildren found that a large majority of them didn't find Norway important enough to learn to spell its name nor learn the capital. I think this indicates how important Norway really is. Most kids in Norway end up as sardine fishermen and housewives who needlessly worry about them. Deadliest catch? I don't think so.

So Don't tell me that Norway is better than America. I don't see Gallup moving there, do I?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Point taken.

Yans Tourbourg Gulden
Oslo, Norway

Anonymous said...

Norway sucks!

TRantula Dawn
U.S. Marines
Stationed in Germany

Hjemmestrikk m.m. said...

...Norway is the best place in the world.....