Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Seen One Tree, Seen um all!

An article in USA Today said that the USA is losing trees faster than any other heavily forested nation.  Well my question is this:  Why do we need to be so heavily forested in the first place?  I know that according to some wacky atheist theories we are descended from monkeys, but come on, we don't live in trees now!

We live in structures and parking lots and supermarkets and malls.  I suppose that none of those tree-huggers have ever been to Disneyland?  Forget about it!  I say that if you have seen one tree, you have seen them all.  We need to knock down those eyesores so we can build a human-friendly world, which would include plenty of zoos for the monkeys.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Happy Earth Day.
Simon Curlington
Coventry, England