I feel queezy just thinking about the seven chicken sandwiches I just ate to support my local Chik-fil-a restaurant. Let me tell you, everyone from my church went and they had those sandwiches flying off the grill so fast that I think they forgot to pluck a couple of them!
Anyway, it was delicious to know that I was supporting Jesus's idea of what a traditional marriage should be: A Man And A Woman eating chicken! I went alone, but met a terrific chick there and maybe I will eventually get her number and marry her because she is a woman. Her name is Unise, but I like her in spite of her name.
I want to thank Jesus for helping me find a girl. Jesus looks out for me.
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Congratulations. You deserve it.
Allison Brine
(I also am a member of the Crystal Cathedral :-)....Remember me???)
Unise? You better check to see if she is a citizen!
Allison
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