I tell you, it is rough living in a state run by so many bumbling liberals who don't think things through. The Golden State should be called The Homo State!
It was reported in the LA Times that a bill backed by liberals in the state government was narrowly defeated. This bill was to make spaying or neutering your pet mandatory for all pet owners in the state!
Could you imagine if this passed? It could have been called the "Pussydog Act." It would have rendered all dogs in the most populous state either gay or lesbian. The Mexican dogfights in East LA would turn into canine homo porno. Seeing eye dogs might lead a blind person into on-rushing traffic just because they want to avoid splashing through a mud puddle and getting their coat dirty. What is the next law they will pass? To have all dogs hair done each Friday, with pink bows, under pain of death?
Imagine if this law spread to other states. I can see it now: "Sled dogs drop out of Iditerod race in order to have a pedicure!"
I thank Jesus for answering my prayers for not letting this ridiculous law pass. My dog thanks Jesus too!
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I agree with you. I am from Canada, but I still love your blog. Here, we put a dog on an ice flow if he shows homosexual tendencies.
Lately, we haven't been having so many ice flows, so we have been making them wooden rafts.
Walter Patikin, P.E.I.
Does a dog have homosexual tendencies if he humps your leg?
-Bert Sykes
I own a pet store and studied logic in school and I find that your premise is flawed.
And if a dog humps your leg it means that you are secreting hormones which are arousing the dog, so maybe you should be neutered.
Ann Pomeroy
"Poodles R Us"
Carter City, Mississippi
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