Remember old Manuel Noreiga? He was arrested and incarcerated by U.S. troops for his Anti-America comments in 1989 while he was the strongman in charge of Panama. President Reagan, bless his soul, once referred to him as Old Pineapple Face.
Well, Manny's sentence is about to come to an end and it is time to let bygones be bygones. In an interview with Trinity Press, he stated that he is sorry for what he did and now accepts Jesus Christ as his own personal savior. Let me tell you, it doesn't get any better than that.
We must forgive him, not only because we are a Christian Nation, but because we need his help. We tried to give democracy to the Iraqis, but those Moslems just went into civil war mode. The only way they will accept our values is with a Christian Democracy, implemented from the top-down.
I know that the President Bush reads this blog. Mr. President, Manny is our man! Heck, We could even print a picture of a pineapple on their money.
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I have to admit it, you hit the nail right on the head. He is no Saddam, but heck, he is rested and ready...and experienced. Bring him on!
Slim Jefferton, Corporal, USN
U.S.S. Ronald Reagan
Yokohama, Japan
Talk about your pineapple upside-down cake! I agree. If The President sends Noriega, we can all go home.
Sgt. Khalad Cohen
Basecamp Charlie-Milton 7
Bagdad, Iraq
¡Va Manny! ¡Manny es nuestro salvador! ¡Él traerá abajo el gobierno putrefacto y nos traerá paz y prosperidad! ¡Él es no solamente un cristiano, pero conducirá a gente en una nueva edad! ¡Viva Manny!
- Salvador Schwartz
Please speak English, this is America.
I think you are totally correct in your religion and your politics, and you have a knack for witticisms.
Cassie Pumenger
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