Sunday, July 15, 2007

I Want my Chinese Butler

I have come up with an ingenious idea to stop illegal immigration. If we take away the jobs, then those freeloaders from South of the border won't feel so motivated to come here. How are we going to take away the jobs? Easy.

In China, you can go to prison for treason just for saying you don't like the premier's haircut. Once you are in prison, you are fair game for working as slave labor in a factory which exports toys, or other products to the West. Well, if we bring some of these Chinese convicts to the USA, we can put them to work and we won't even have to pay them!

If we give them the jobs that illegals traditionally take, the jobs Americans don't want, then presto! No jobs no Mexicans. Everybody wins. Heck, they might begin selling egg foo young at Taco Bell. LoL

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yum! And more Chinese food restaurants! I am all for it.

-Creel Dinky-Edwards

Anonymous said...

I think you should clean up your own dishes.

Brenda Polozio
Kansas City