Friday, October 12, 2007

Gore Gets Peace Prize, BFD!

Apparently Al Gore got the Nobel Peace Prize for his movie about the poor little polar bears who can't find any ice flows to ride on. Boo Hoo, I say. Doesn't Gore know that if he, or one of his kids were on one of those ice flows with one of those polar bears, the bear would shread him or his kids to ribbons?

Tell me, what kind of father is that?

Nobel Peace Prize? I still say we should just give him a popsicle!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eat your heart out.

-Sammy Trusdal

Anonymous said...

I am so excited at the possibility that Al Gore may throw in his hat for president in the future. Too bad it isn't sooner, rather than later. He is my hero!
Here's to 4 more years with some loser, before Al can get in..

-Margo Nadlander

Porcupinetaxi said...

I don't know who you mixed up people are, but just keep reading my blog. It will clear some of the wax buildup in your ears.

If Gore throws his hat in the ring, he might just lose that phoney looking toupee that's under it!

Anonymous said...

Gore, Shmore! I am still voting for
Dennis Kucinich.

By the way, Porcupine Taxi-man: You could heed your own advice and watch out for those stiff breezes!

-Xavier Goldstein

Anonymous said...

Steve says:

Al Gore Nobel Peace Prize

We are Devo, We are not men

elephants size,

That he stole all decency from modern men

Gleam the wisdom of our ancestors...

Delete my face and close the doors,

So save my soul, you creature of the night

Bright like a metaphorical tiger night by ancient beings from nowhere has been loosed upon the world and everywhere

Al Gore Nobel Peace Prize

Would give us all a big surprise!

Elephants size,

You can soar as the sun will rise!

Porcupinetaxi said...

Hey Steve,\

Keep writing that crap and maybe the Democrats will raise taxes to give you a poetry grant!

LOL!!!