Wednesday, October 10, 2007

New York City Invites Turmoil

I just heard that New York City wants to pass a law to give illegal aliens drivers licenses. Excuse me, but are they stuck on stupid!?

Giving these people a license to drive is like handing out condums at the local high school. These people may not speak mucho English, but they will get the message: The Fast and The Furious, Part III!

It will be Tijuana Taxi time 24/7! I wonder how many New Yorkers will die because of some guy named Pepito driving around who can't see because he splashed hot sauce in his eye!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A week ago Rush was talking about the same topic. Looks like he scooped ya. LOL. Anyways, what he said is so true. Them wetbacks cant even speak english, hell, they cant even walk strait. And they want to give them cars!!!!!!!!Good thing I aint never going to New York.

Teddy Sanders

Anonymous said...

Word has it that Al Gore will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. I think we should start a petition to get him to run for president.

-Amy Miles-Tollikner

Porcupinetaxi said...

Sorry to disappoint you, but word is that the peace prize is going to some monk from Burma who set himself on fire.

As for Al Gore, I will sign the petition. That way we can get Jeb Bush to run and Al will have been beaten by three Bushes!

Now he is beating around the bush, later he will be beaten by a Bush. LOL.