Kim Jong Un Has Met His Match!

I'll bet Kim Jong Un will look pretty bad with his new nuclear haircut! He has really met his match with a really tough, Real American in the White House. Each time the Koreans brag or threaten us, our President will bring it up a notch in response!

We have plenty of bombs and we are not afraid to use them!

Another thing is that this fake Russia investigation must end. It is just a distraction created by the news media. They should be covering the real stories about how President Trump will win military victory against Korea and Venezuela! It will be a firestorm the likes of which the world has never seen!

Kelly Ann is Back and None too Soon!

Thank God that Kelly Ann Conway returned to put the news media in its place. They got owned by her today when she explained very clearly and concisely exactly why the President fired the FBI director. It wasn't because Director Comey (sounds like commie) was investigating the president's ties with Russia. As I recall, President Trump owns his own tie factory in China, so he has no reason to get his ties in Russia. He gets them for free. No Russian ties! LOL!

And I hope you remember that during the campaign, and this applies especially to Hillary Clinton, who praised Trump's business acumen before he threatened her folly of being a female presidential candidate, Trump pointed out that he didn't even know Vladimir Putin! He said it with Clinton in the room--and I don't know why she wasn't locked up in jail for that matter--so it should be end of story.

I don't know why the press is resurrecting this corpse of taxpayer financed folly while President Trump, and he is the president, should be making deals to make America great again.

I will add that at certain angles, Kelly Ann is definitely hot.

No Health Care Means The Saved Are Closer to Heaven

Some left-wing pundits have raised the question of What would Jesus do? in reference to the cancellation of Obamacare.

The answer is a resounding yes. Yes! Jesus would approve. C A N C E L  IT! He wants nothing more than to be surrounded by people who love and worship him. In other words, if a few people die, so be it! If they are saved, they will go directly to Heaven. Heck, that sounds better than staying  here and paying high taxes.

And here's the thing. With the threat of death and damnation, people will flock to their local Christian church to be saved. Jesus smiles broadly whenever an individual is brought to Christ.

Jesus suffered unendurable torture on the cross for us. We owe it to him not to whine if we lose our healthcare.

Trumpcare will be total care, care for the soul!

Al Frankin isn't Funny Anymore

So called senator Al Frankin should resign for tricking our attorney general into misspeaking when asked if he had had any meetings with the Russians while he was working for the Trump campaign.

Anyone knows that a southerner like Jeff Sessions would be starstruck for being nominated by a big star like Donald Trump. I mean, heck, Trump is probably the smartest guy in the world and well, I am not saying that Sessions is another Gomer Pyle, but it would be a shock for a guy like him. I live in Los Angeles and even gave a ride in my taxi to Jimmy Walker one time. Scared the hell out of me while getting into my cab with his other black friends, until I recognized who he was. Funny guy. Not a good tipper.

Anyway, Frankin, the failed New York comic, is just as bad a senator. I insist that he resign! From what I hear, Franken was seen by a security camera standing in line at a Dunkin Doughnuts and the Russian Ambassador was in the same line. Investigate and prosecute Al Frankin!

Dirty Liberal Tricks Punished!

It was a dirty trick for whoever it was that handed out Russian flags for people to wave when President Trump was giving his brilliant speech at CPAC. You can't expect an audience that spends almost 100% of its reading time with The Bible (God's word) to know every single flag of every single country on the globe. They were waving those flags because they didn't know any better. Heck, they are not Sheldon from The Bean Bag Theory!
Just for reporting a trick like that, the press is going to suffer! President Trump will be the first president in years to boycott the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Sorry, the greatest showman on Earth will not let you grant him an audience. In other words, to the press: YOU'RE FIRED!

The Press Corps Got Served a Real Trump Steak!

The president magnificiently managed that press conference. The press looked like a bunch of middle schoolers in the cafeteria clamouring for their pizza and sweet rolls who instead got a serving of legitimate grievances. Nobody can scold like Donald Trump.

Did you see that Jewish guy in the beanie trying to make the president admit that he wasn't anti Semitic? What the bagels?! President Trump shut him down. Why should the president need to admit that he is not anti-Semitic when he is great buddies with none other than Bibi Rosenberg, or whatever his name is, THE DAMN PRESIDENT OF ISRAEL--THE MOST JEWISH COUNTRY ON EARTH! President Trump even promised to move the US Embassy out of Tel-Aviv (a place where Jesus never set foot) and into Jerusalem (Jesus's stomping grounds). What better way to stick it to the non-Christians than to set up the embassy in Jesus's home town!

Another thing that shows Trump is a friend of the Jews is that he encourages the building of settlements on Palestine land. Palestinians don't deserve that land because they litter. Israel has state-of the art US street sweepers. They will keep it cleaned up and looking nicer than a deli on the Sabbath. 

Obviously Vladimir Putin is not Such a Bad Guy

If the Trump campaign was making deals with Vladimir Putin, then I think we need to take a step back and re-evaluate our relationship with the Russians. Trump is a great judge of character, and therefore, Putin must be OK.

Kelly Ann is Getting the Short End of the Stick

People need to recognize that Kelly Ann Conway never lies. They really must accept her story because she always tells the truth. I think it is obvious that if someone always tells the truth, you can believe them. Kelly Ann could say the sky is blue and CNN would report, no it's not, it's green. Sad.

Unsinkable

I felt a little overwhelmed and shy while participating at the White House Focus Group. Thank God that I got over it!

At one point I was just brainstorming  to myself while me and the other participants were watching Fox News. I said to the guy next to me that I could hardly wait until all my competition on the streets of LA driving my taxi is deported. You see half those guys are from Pakistan or Iraq or who knows where. They have more experience driving a flying carpet than a car. Well, the guy next to me busted into a fit of laughter. It turned out to be Steve Bannon and he said he would float my idea with the President. I said to him, "You think it's a good enough idea to float?" and he replied, "Unsinkable."

Next thing you know, we have a travel ban against the Muslims. If you need a ride in the Southland, just call me. And I won't pull over and point the car towards Mecca every four hours. LOL!

The Mexicans are Jumping like Jumping Beans

It seems like the Mexicans (especially the rapists and murderers) are very upset about the President's executive orders to build the wall. Let's strategically place Taco Bells every couple of miles along the top of the wall. They will see them, but not be able to enter without a legal visa! That will drive them crazy!

I have to admit, that Mexican food is good. I love those cinnamon crispas!

Smooth Transition and a Tremendous Start

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, my laptop was confiscated on the way into Trump Tower and when I got it back I noticed that security had been nice enough to upgrade my version of Windows. Unfortunately, a lot of my files were temporarily lost and I have still not found them.

But the great news is that I was put in a focus group to share my opinions about what the new administration should do. I am not racist, as a matter of fact I have a friend who is black, but haven't you noticed how smooth things have gotten now that the white house is not occupied by the Obamas!? Now it looks respectable and not like skid row on a Thursday night.

Our focus group got the most animated when it came to the discussion of what the new president should do first. Most of the guys (we were all guys) wouldn't stop shouting "Lock her up!" Some of them were pretty sore that Hillary is still free. Why hasn't President Trump locked her up anyway? He knows evidence against her that nobody else knows. I wanted to talk about the wall between the USA and Mexico. I figure that China makes a lot of money off their wall. If Trump Wall were really snazzy to the max, with gold on it, statues of President Trump as a Greek god posted as guardians, and everything, then it would be a tremendous tourist destination. It would make a lot of money--it would be a gold mine.

I live in Los Angeles, believe me, there are too many Mexicans. We need to put up the wall and send them the bill!

My Loyalty Pays Off!!!

There has been a great deal of buzzing on Twitter and Snapchat, Facebook and Vk.com about my recent photograph entering Trump Tower. I am not at liberty to verify or deny what the president elect and I discussed. Even if you asked me directly if I got an unpaid position as a special-secret advisor, I would probably neither confirm nor deny it.

I am just so proud to say that I am willing to serve this country and I love this country. I am not worried as to the president elect's shifting positions, because I remain loyal to the vision of Mike Huckabee. I told President-elect Trump that I knew he was smart because he is so rich. (Everything in his condo is coated in gold!). I also told him that I have no doubt that he won fairly and when he mentioned that he thought that Hillary was doing some sort of shenanigans in order to win the popular vote, I agreed.

It just may be possible that my facebook deluge with a last minute Trump recommendation tipped the scale for the GOP electoral college win. I have decided that the electoral college is the best way. It got George Bush into office and now we will have the really classy Trump family in the White House.

I can hardly wait til the Porcupine Taxi pulls up in front of the White House!

The Article Long Awaited--My Endorsement for President

It is with heavy heart that I am not able to endorse Mike Huckabee for the presidency of the USA. As you may have heard on the news, I have been on a forced digital cleanse and therefore have not been able to keep you up to date on my interesting opinions. It's been hard, but my heart is not so heavy as to not be able to make some comments before the election.

It is so good to be back. Since my return, I have been binging on the debates and other news outlets, such as Fox News. My friend, Mike Huckabee, sent me a flyer which advised me on which candidate to choose for president. I sent it back to him, requesting an autograph.

If we let Hillary Clinton win the presidency, then the oval office will become hot flash central. She would be declaring war one minute and then chattering on and on through the telephone with her Arkansas and Chicago Frenimies for hours on end. She will probably invite children into the place, just to make us think that she is a child lover. You know what they will do. Kids are basically sociopathic monsters, hand prints and all.


I recommend Donald Trump. He did a great job in his cameo on Home Alone and did a commanding performance in The Apprentice. I think he would be great as president. Not only that, he is a man. We have a tradition of male presidents and it is not the time to break the tradition. England had a female queen and look what happened to them. Sorry, I love America too much to say the politically correct thing and pretend that a woman is up to the job. The only  brassiere should be Donald's chest-undersupport garment!

Dirty Tricks Force Huckabee to Drop Out!

All of the supposed frontrunners in the race for the nomination of the winning party were afraid to debate Huckabee!
If he were allowed in the first string debate, he would kicked the a** of everyone there. Rubio still had cheese on his face from eating tacos before the debate. Cruz was slurring his words from too much cheap tequila. Bush peed his pants. He sure isn't his brother. Notice he doesn't even have a cool Texas accent like George? The black guy didn't seem to know where he was.

The only one who showed any respect for Mike Huckabee at all was Donald Trump. I therefore nominate The Donald to be the next president of the USA.

He will get rid of ISIS and the Mexicans (like Rubio and Cruz) who are only here for welfare checks!

God bless America!

Huckabee for Prez, The Donald for Vice Prez

After watching the debate on Fox, I have to admit, I like Donald Trump. Too many woman are giving guys like him a hard time and it's not the guys' fault. The fact is that it is scientifically proven that women become much more easily upset and "witchy" when they are going through their monthly cycle.  That reporter, Megyn Kelly, may have nice legs, but do we really want someone so unstable to moderate such an important event as a Republican Presidential Debate? Trump put her in her place, and she ought to thank him for it.

BTW: I would love to see the zingers Trump would come up with when debating Hillary Clinton!

But, alas, Trump could only aspire to be veep because there is still a better choice than Trump on the ballot.

It's Huckabee, period!

Huckabee Surging

My Buddy, Mike Huckabee, is surging ahead in the polls just by pointing out the obvious: The Irish have doomed themselves to extinction.

I've already told my other friend, a half-black real estate broker who lives on my street, to start checking out the real estate on the Emerald Isle. It's gonna be for the taking!

You see, future President Huckabee has pointed out that by promoting homosexual marriage more and more, the Irish are inadvertently putting straight marriage at risk. Eventually it will cease to exist. You can't have gay marriage without eliminating straight marriage, and that--DUH Leprechaun People!--is where babies come from.

Can this happen in the US? I don't think so because the US is a Christian country. Still we need a solid-guy a the helm who will call it like it is and on top of that bring a rock-solid first lady to the White House.

I Wish Netanyahoo Would Accept Jesus and then Be Our President

A big Yahoo for Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. Speaker Bohner sent him an invitation on the sly, behind Democrat Obama's back and it worked like a charm. Smoke came out of Obama's big ears as Netanyahu accepted an invitation from the proud Republican Party to come and make a campaign stop in the good old Capitol of the US of A. He took time out of his busy schedule to do it! I had a feeling that guy couldn't pass up free plane tickets to the USA!

And guess what? After the reception he got in congress, he is leading in the polls in Israel. This Jewish guy is a shoe-in for winning the election in his country.  I say more power to him. (The other guy who is running is Jewish also.)

It's really quite simple. Nancy Pelosi called it condescension. I call it brilliance. He pointed out that negotiating with Iran is useless. We might as well not even try. If we try to talk it out, then we might fail. Or we might be successful--which would make us look weak. I think President Bush set the precedent of the best way to handle the Middle East. We have to sing that old Beach Boys tune:
Bomb, bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran....

Lol!

Huckabee! Huckabee! Huckabee!

Well, my personal friend, Mike Huckabee has started a historical process. He has begun an investigational committee into the feasibility of creating a panel to research the benefits of his running for the presidency of the United States!

I know that my pal, Mike Huckabee, will have a lot of damage control and cleanup after so many years with the Democrat Party in the White House, but he is definitely up to the job. (Heck, I'd rather clean up after a frat party then the Democrat Party! LoL). Obama is leaving the economy in tatters and it is his fault for the disfunction of congress! Also, gays are smoking marijuana and getting married to each other! The Keystone Pipeline, which would bring tar sands from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico, could be the next wonder of the world, but Obama is insisting on vetoing it. He says that it is putting the environment at risk, would not create as many jobs as we say, and would mostly benefit China and Canada. Well, I say this: WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

Huckabee has been on TV, the pulse of the nation, Fox News to be exact. Mike Huckabee knows what is good for the United States of America. Jump on my bandwagon and join me to welcome the next President of the USA. It's Huckabee.

Hell Freezes Over -- I Agree with Obama!

Well, I hope I don't lose my conservative credentials on this one, but I for once agree with the little guy with big ears in the White House.  Neither of us think that big government should be holding data about what web pages you or I visit and how long we are there.  Government shouldn't know who I call on the phone either.  Although we could trust the NSA when President Bush was in office, we definitely can't trust them with a Democrat party loyalist sneaking around the White House.

We agree that a third party should keep the data--a private business entity.  We can trust any of the Wall Street Banks or mega media conglomerates. They won't let the American people down because we are their bread and butter.   I have a prime suggestion: Target Stores.  You may think I am joking, but I assure you, they will never blunder again.  Their CEO went on television and promised.  The business of America is business!

Fox News is Right: Santa Claus is White

I have nothing against people who aren't white.  Heck.  I would be friends with you even if you were purple, as long as you are a good, Christian, stand up kind of guy. I even dated a girl once whose parents turned out to be black when I saw a picture of them!  I joke around with the Mexicans at my work and I even pick up fares who are not white while I am  driving around on a shift in my taxi--if it seems safe.

So keep that in mind when I tell you that the people at Fox News are not racist.  As a matter of fact, I think it is kind of racist to put a target on these fair and balanced newspeople and accuse them of racism just because one of them points out that Santa is white.  Santa is white in all the pictures, just as Jesus, whose birthday Santa is celebrating, is white in all the pictures. I know you will say that cameras didn't exist back in the old days, but most of the truly classic pictures of Jesus are based on the Bible.  That's a high enough authority for me!

God Bless Fox News!