Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Oil Companies Will Get Us Out of this Mess

I truely believe that the big oil companies will get us out of this four dollar a gallon gasoline mess. They are the only ones equipped to do the research so that we can get alternative sources of energy from coal or surplus corn. Did you know that if Mexicans just stopped eating tortillas for one day, the world's supply of fuel would be taken care of for three months? Since the Mexicans are the second most obese country, I believe they could use the diet.

We must let our American oil companies drill for oil in the Alaskan wildlife refuge in order to buy them time to complete their research. I guarentee that Rudolf the red nosed reindeer will not mind a pipeline or two.

Thirdly, if any of our do-nothing senators tries to pass any law which cuts the windfall profits of the oil companies, write a sharply worded letter and explain to him (or her) that they can't solve the problems without money for research, and that's what we all need--to solve the problem.

Believe me, I am a taxi driver and I know about fuel.

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