Sunday, August 19, 2007

How About a Rove-Cheney Ticket?

Brilliant GOP White House strategist Carl Rove has left his post at the White House. We can't let his incredible talents and experience go to waste. He has already helped this country so much. Just imagine what he could do as president!

I say that Carl Rove could be the strongest candidate for the GOP (God's only party). He would knock those liberals on their behinds. He would blanket the countryside with cigars with Hillary's name on them, and poems rhyming Obama and Osama. They wouldn't know what hit them.

With Rove's genius for domestic policy and Cheney's skill in the international arena, this country would show the world just what the USA is all about.

Rove/Cheney, that's the ticket!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone on NPR commented that Karl Rove sold his soul to the devil, and his time is up...

http://www.npr.org/programs/waitwait/

-Ingrid Polmyer

Porcupinetaxi said...

NPR! Well consider the source. NPR was started by the Soviets during the cold war as a means of spreading communist propaganda.