Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Dream is Accomplished

They say that it is so peaceful in the Anbar Province of Iraq that American couples are booking their honeymoons there. The surge is really helping to pacify those crazy towelheads. The surge has been so successful that President Bush has announced that he will be reducing the number of troops. They've done their job! Some of the troops who were added for the surge will be coming home soon, early next year. Heck, I bet a lot of them get married and then hop on a plane to honeymoon in Anbar Province!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So when are you getting married? Sounds like a great place for you to go and bring your bride. I bet you can find cheap-ass tickets on Expedia.com.

-Hakkim Osama

Porcupinetaxi said...

Oh, I am not ready to get married and settle down just yet.

Anonymous said...

Why the hell don't you go on a honeymoon to Iraq by yourself, since you seem to be so in love with yourself!

Brenda Polotzio