Still, Baby, Still !

If this country had more experience drilling for oil, that accident wouldn't have happened in the gulf!  We can't let enviro-nazis twist this thing around and try to use it to their advantage.  What we need it to drill even more so that we can get experience!

Watch the news carefully.  They will try to pass off a crow as a seagull covered with oil!  Don't believe them.  We need the energy and fuel.

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Seen One Tree, Seen um all!

An article in USA Today said that the USA is losing trees faster than any other heavily forested nation.  Well my question is this:  Why do we need to be so heavily forested in the first place?  I know that according to some wacky atheist theories we are descended from monkeys, but come on, we don't live in trees now!

We live in structures and parking lots and supermarkets and malls.  I suppose that none of those tree-huggers have ever been to Disneyland?  Forget about it!  I say that if you have seen one tree, you have seen them all.  We need to knock down those eyesores so we can build a human-friendly world, which would include plenty of zoos for the monkeys.

Justice Huckabee

The pressure is on and you can be part of it by sending an email to Obama demanding that he name Mike Huckabee as the next supreme court justice.  Obama is always  talking about being fair.  It's time for him to put his money where his mouth is.  The only fair thing to do is to name Mike Huckabee as the next supreme court justice.  Mike Huckabee cares about America!

send your demands to:

obama@whitehouse.gov

or
You can also call or write to the President:


The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500


Phone Numbers

Comments: 202-456-1111

Switchboard: 202-456-1414

FAX: 202-456-2461

Obama Must Put a Conservative on the Supreme Court

Now that a liberal (borderline communist) is quitting the Supreme Court, Americans must pressure Obama to appoint a conservative to the supreme court.  The liberals had had their chance.  We must all send T-bags to the white house to give the message that  Ann Coulter would be the best choice for the next justice.  She is young, conservative without being extreme, and easy on the eyes.

Welcome to Russia!

Well those Bolsheviks in the House of Representatives have done it.  This country is not free any more thanks to Pelosi and her pals.  Healthcare has been shoved down our throats.  If we want the people to get what they want, we need to fight any prescription Doctor OBama makes from now on.  I am not a racist, but doesn't Doctor Obama sound just like some kind of African Witch Doctor who needs to be defeated by Tarzan in order to help the natives!?  Fellow natives, we have a couple of Tarzans out there.  Mike Huckabee and John McCain!

The Democrats Need to Start Over Again

Mister Obama is going to be a one-term president.  I can just feel it in my bones.   He simply can't get anything done.  He has spent so much time (and taxpayers money!) on this healthcare plan.  Can't he get it through his liberal head:

THE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT HEALTHCARE

By the time midterm elections come around, I predict that he will get zero votes.  I say the Democrats need to junk the healthcare plan that they have (especially the death panels) and start over.  We have the best things in the world in the USA--including insurance companies.  The only plan that makes any sense would be controlled by insurance companies.  They are doing a good job now, aren't they?

Alexander Haig R.I.P.

He would have been a great president.  Somewhere up in Heaven, God is feeling a little safer to have Al Haig in the ranks.

Looks Like God Isn't Happy With Washington

All this snow seems to give me an idea that those fools in the White House better clean up their act.  I mean, come on!  They have got to give up on this healthcare thing.  Can't they get it through their heads that the people do not want healthcare!

I saw Sarah Palin in the news coverage of those tea parties and let me tell you, she was a breath of fresh air.  She is so different than those intellectuals in power.  We need someone like us in power.  When she spoke the keynote for the tea party conference I felt like I was in a wonderland!

We Got the Supreme Court, We Got the Supreme Court!

Ha ha ha. And there went Ted Kennedy's seat in the senate to a more qualified Republican candidate--great interviewer, the ladies think he's handsome, super qualified!

And it sounds like that Obamacare scam has run its course. LOL.

The Democrat party might as well give up. We will block anything they try to do and they will come out with egg on their faces. They might as well go along with us Republicans if they want to be remembered as a do something congress!

Ha ha! And look what happened to Tiger Woods! LOL.

Remember Jesus is the Reason for the Season

Remember that the whole reason we celebrate Christmas and New Years is because of the Birth of Christ. Jesus is the Reason for the season!

Party crashers In White House

That would never have happened if Bush were still president. I can't believe that Obama actually shook hands with those reality stars who snuck into the white House. He sucks!

Thank You for Not Shopping At Macy's

The people at Macy's are unholy and there are a bunch of pickpockets hired by the store to steal your money while the ladies who work there distract you. Do not shop at Macy's!

Balloon Boy's Dad Voted for Obama

That idiot dad who called in a false 911 call to report his kid flying away in a balloon, probably voted for Mister Obama. It seems that he is from an area that disrespects the law and supported Mister Obama. I call him Mister Obama because I don't think he deserves to be called President.

Mister Obama? It sounds like some kind of a ship's captain from an old Humphrey Bogart movie! Ha ha!

If Norway is the Best Place To Live Why Doesn't Gallup Go There!?

How dare the people recently polled declare that Norway is the best place to live. Can kids go on country picnics with pie eating contests in Norway? I don't think so. What about small farmer making a living off the land in small town America? Won't happen in Norway! Too frozen.

A recent survey of American schoolchildren found that a large majority of them didn't find Norway important enough to learn to spell its name nor learn the capital. I think this indicates how important Norway really is. Most kids in Norway end up as sardine fishermen and housewives who needlessly worry about them. Deadliest catch? I don't think so.

So Don't tell me that Norway is better than America. I don't see Gallup moving there, do I?

Why Should We Help People Just Because They Are Sick?

The way these health care (should read health scare!) plans are set up, healthy people's money will be siphoned out of their wallets so that sick people will get treatment. Hello? Does something sound out of sync here? I mean, why should I be paying doctors' bills when I don't need a doctor? And why should I pay for someone who God chose to strike ill for mysterious reasons.

The good Lord has blessed me with good health, and I am ever so grateful. US government, keep your hands out of my pockets!

Mister Obama's Speech

Obama is not a doctor. What does he know about healthcare? If he gave me medicine, I would call the police.

Now, the Republicans had a real doctor respond to Obama's speech. He knows what he is talking about. If we reform health care, the government will take over health care and you will have politicians deciding what kind of medicine you take.

I don't know about you. If I get sick, I prefer to see a doctor--not a witch-doctor!

healthcare.gop.gov

Everyone Cut and Paste This!

No one should die because they cannot afford health care due to Democrat tax hikes, and no one should go broke because they get sick from seeing Obama on TV.

Death Panels: Not Such a Good Idea

Sarah Palin valiantly pointed out that the idea of death panels is an immoral idea. I second the motion! I don't think it's fair for Mister Obama to decide who lives and who dies. Suppose your grandma has a disease and needs expensive medicine to save her life. With death panels, if Obama doesn't like the looks of your grandma, she goes on a list with a skull and crossbones at the top of it. Then she has to watch a movie about nature and they kill her off with a poison cookie.

No, sorry. No healthcare reform for me! We have the best system in the world. It works perfectly. You want to know what my grandma says? "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" I sure hope you won't kill her for saying that.

It's Time For the Airlines to Get With The Times

I can't believe that the a**holes at American Airlines won't let me talk on my cell phone during the flight! They wouldn't let the old lady in the seat next to me use the phone either. And get this: They won't let you make a call on your own phone in their plane, even though you paid your hard-earned money for an overpriced ticket!

It is time for the airlines to get with the times. I don't want to sit quietly and read on a plane, I am a blogger and I have to constantly follow down leads for topics and stories. Plus, I find it interesting to listen in on callers in nearby seats to hear what they have to say. Don't judge me. I know you do it too!

It would just be better for everyone if the airlines would get with the times and let people talk. Haven't they heard of freedom of speech?

I recently flew to Las Vegas, by the way. It was beautiful. I heard some great crooners and got some cheap lobster dinners. I didn't gamble, so don't worry. It is against my religion.

Schoolchildren Don't know the Capital of Norway

People blamed George W Bush because American schoolchildren did not know the capital of Norway. Well, Obama has been president for seven months and look at the state of education. The kids still do not know the capital of Norway.

It seems that Obama's education iniatives get an F-.

By the way, the capital of Norway?
The letter "N."

LOL