I Wish Netanyahoo Would Accept Jesus and then Be Our President

A big Yahoo for Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. Speaker Bohner sent him an invitation on the sly, behind Democrat Obama's back and it worked like a charm. Smoke came out of Obama's big ears as Netanyahu accepted an invitation from the proud Republican Party to come and make a campaign stop in the good old Capitol of the US of A. He took time out of his busy schedule to do it! I had a feeling that guy couldn't pass up free plane tickets to the USA!

And guess what? After the reception he got in congress, he is leading in the polls in Israel. This Jewish guy is a shoe-in for winning the election in his country.  I say more power to him. (The other guy who is running is Jewish also.)

It's really quite simple. Nancy Pelosi called it condescension. I call it brilliance. He pointed out that negotiating with Iran is useless. We might as well not even try. If we try to talk it out, then we might fail. Or we might be successful--which would make us look weak. I think President Bush set the precedent of the best way to handle the Middle East. We have to sing that old Beach Boys tune:
Bomb, bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran....

Lol!

Huckabee! Huckabee! Huckabee!

Well, my personal friend, Mike Huckabee has started a historical process. He has begun an investigational committee into the feasibility of creating a panel to research the benefits of his running for the presidency of the United States!

I know that my pal, Mike Huckabee, will have a lot of damage control and cleanup after so many years with the Democrat Party in the White House, but he is definitely up to the job. (Heck, I'd rather clean up after a frat party then the Democrat Party! LoL). Obama is leaving the economy in tatters and it is his fault for the disfunction of congress! Also, gays are smoking marijuana and getting married to each other! The Keystone Pipeline, which would bring tar sands from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico, could be the next wonder of the world, but Obama is insisting on vetoing it. He says that it is putting the environment at risk, would not create as many jobs as we say, and would mostly benefit China and Canada. Well, I say this: WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

Huckabee has been on TV, the pulse of the nation, Fox News to be exact. Mike Huckabee knows what is good for the United States of America. Jump on my bandwagon and join me to welcome the next President of the USA. It's Huckabee.

Hell Freezes Over -- I Agree with Obama!

Well, I hope I don't lose my conservative credentials on this one, but I for once agree with the little guy with big ears in the White House.  Neither of us think that big government should be holding data about what web pages you or I visit and how long we are there.  Government shouldn't know who I call on the phone either.  Although we could trust the NSA when President Bush was in office, we definitely can't trust them with a Democrat party loyalist sneaking around the White House.

We agree that a third party should keep the data--a private business entity.  We can trust any of the Wall Street Banks or mega media conglomerates. They won't let the American people down because we are their bread and butter.   I have a prime suggestion: Target Stores.  You may think I am joking, but I assure you, they will never blunder again.  Their CEO went on television and promised.  The business of America is business!

Fox News is Right: Santa Claus is White

I have nothing against people who aren't white.  Heck.  I would be friends with you even if you were purple, as long as you are a good, Christian, stand up kind of guy. I even dated a girl once whose parents turned out to be black when I saw a picture of them!  I joke around with the Mexicans at my work and I even pick up fares who are not white while I am  driving around on a shift in my taxi--if it seems safe.

So keep that in mind when I tell you that the people at Fox News are not racist.  As a matter of fact, I think it is kind of racist to put a target on these fair and balanced newspeople and accuse them of racism just because one of them points out that Santa is white.  Santa is white in all the pictures, just as Jesus, whose birthday Santa is celebrating, is white in all the pictures. I know you will say that cameras didn't exist back in the old days, but most of the truly classic pictures of Jesus are based on the Bible.  That's a high enough authority for me!

God Bless Fox News!  

Obama is Spying on the French to get Pointers

It seems that Obama is trying to get even more socialist and liberal by copying the French.  It wasn't bad enough that when he was in Canada he was caught  with a lemon pie with the label written in French, now he is actually SPYING on the French so he can get ideas about how to be more liberal and cowardly!

I am sorry, but I can't think of a more boring passtime than sitting in the White House and listening to a bunch of French diplomats arguing about the kind of sauce that is going to be on their lunch--paid for by taxpayers in their socialist system.

I hope everyone connects the dots and notices that France's socialist healthcare system is not what the people want in the USA.  We would rather pay lower taxes and then pay for our doctors after we get sick, that way we won't pay for anyone but ourselves!

We Don't Like it Sam I Am!!!

If Obama doesn't do what we Republicans say, then he can take full blame for shutting down the government.

I just want to point out to any of my Democrat party readers--and I know I have plenty--that this shutdown is not the fault of the GOP.  This Obamacare fiasco is, as Texas senator Ted Cruz (a light skinned latino) points out, this whole healthcare fracas is like "Green Eggs and Ham." 

Well the people don't want to have healthcare!  It is just too much of a boondoggle.  It is like solar.  Who needs it?  Well the people don't want to try the green eggs and ham, so we shouldn't serve it to them.  Politicians like Senator Ted Cruz and House Speaker John Boener (pronunced BAINER, Democrats!) see no reason in serving this Green Eggs and Ham to the American people.  The people won't like it!  They don't need it!

So let's just not waste time in letting the American people try it.

Then, when it is defunded, cancelled, redacted, defunct, code blue dead on arrival, the government can resume normal functions--under the watchful eye of the Republican Tea Party!

Yes!

Bye Bye Crystal Cathedral

Well, those shylocks in the Catholic church have gotten their grubby claws on my beloved Crystal Cathedral.  The Schuller family tried to hold on to it with their usual and natural dignity, but when faced with the possibility of bankruptcy and ruin, they finally decided to put her down.
The Crystal Cathedral was built as a Christian church!  To worship Jesus in a way that shows the world the affluence and belief of true Christian worshippers.  Now the non-Christians, the Catholics, have already moved in with their nuns and remodeling plans.  I suppose they are going to paint the cieling as well.  That's just what those people do.

Gay Marriage is Illegal--Get Over it!!!

I never turn down a fare, unless the potential customer looks dangerous.  So I admit that I provide plenty of obvious homosexuals trips in my taxi.  I will admit that they tend to tip well and that's fine, just as long as they don't try to kiss me or ask me for my phone number.

You see, I am 100% man.  I am a straight man.

Just the other day I got a call for a fare outside a fancy and expensive hotel (I won't mention the name) and this guy with perfect hair, Captain Kirk sideburns and wearing a "I support gay marriage" button on his lapel gets in the car.

I had to point out the obvious to this oblivious queen!  "Hey," I said, "Do this equation:  Bridezilla minus groom plus homo equals what?"

He responded, "What?"

I told him, "Two bridezillas!"  But he didn't seem to get my point.  I asked him if he peed sitting down and he got hysterical and asked me to stop the cab.  I did.  This flambouyant guy was gone in a flash.  Not a big tip this time.  He seemed to have something against me from the moment I told him I was streight.

Happy President's Day

I fondly remember our greatest presidents today on President’s day:  Ronald Reagan and George Bush.  Together they have helped make this country what it is today.  President Reagan got the crazy people off the public dole when he closed down countless psycho-hospitals.  Those people can fend for themselves just fine on the streets.  As the great communicator said in an interview with ABC News, ''They make it their own choice for staying out there."

President Bush got the economy on a trajectory where it is finally getting better.  Even Mista' Obama gave him credit when he said that he inherited the economy from President Bush.

Porcupine taxi salutes two great Republican presidents!!!

Beyonce Fakes Star Spangled Banner=TREASON

I don't know about you, but I think that Beyonce should be heavily fined and maybe serve some time in Levenworth for faking the Star Spangled Banner at that fiasco Obama called an inaguration.  It sounded to me like she was mouthing the words to the sound track of an old Kate Smith video from Youtube.  It is a disgrace; and I think everyone noticed her husband, Snoop Dog, was sitting there in the bleachers with Clinton smoking marijuana.  Oh, well, at least they weren't inhaling!!!  Hahaha!!!!!
But seriously, if that good for nothing attorney general doesn't put her up on charges for treason, then I think congress should have a couple of months investigating him and firing him after all his dirty laundry is out there.

We need to Double What the NRA Said

While it is true that the only one who can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, I must point out that the NRA is not completely right. 

Instead of having an armed guard in every school, we need a squad of an undisclosed number planted in every school.  If some psycho nut knows that each school only has one armed guard, well, that guard is toast.  He is the first one to get blasted every time.  Any psycho organized enough to remember his bullet proof vest and high density ammo cartridges will know that.

 My suggestion is to pass a law that implants an entire squad of heavily armed sharpshooters in every school in the USA.  Each squad will consist of snipers, sharp shooters, and quick draw experts who will pass regular achievement tests. 

Some of these guards will be plainclothes or undercover and others will be stationed at strategic locations in body armor.  We can even have one under ground in a maze of mandated access tunnels so that he can pop up anywhere and take out the shooter.  This plan is the only way we can really solve our problems with violence in schools.  It is the least we can do for the children.  Children are our future and we must protect them.

It's a Wonderful Life? I Don't Think So!

Well, Jimmy Stewart's socialist commie love fest was just presented on network television and I have to ask you something:  What the heck happened to the brains of these network executives and why do they present a socialist agenda on corporate owned television?!

From the get-go, young George Bailey should have been named Vladimir Bailey what with his crying for socialized medicine when he hurt his ear for sledding with a shovel.  He really should have worked and saved up money so he could pay his own doctor bills or better yet, have bought a sled. If he weren't collecting welfare, maybe he would have used that shovel to earn some bucks!

And what's with all this WW2 stuff about the community getting together to collect scrap metal for the soldiers.  The government could do the job much cheaper if we hire private contractors instead.  Plus, regular citizens wouldn't have to  become a bunch of junkmen!

But the worst part was the portrayal of Henry F. Potter, the only businessman in town, as far as I could tell, who created jobs.  He was demonized just for wanting to do what everyone wants to do--make money.  It was totally unfair.

And any student of Ayn Rand will aptly point out to you that the truely selfish one was George Bailey.  The only reason he helped people was because it gave him a good tingly feeling inside to promote socialism and ruin society.  Some of the people he helped looked like drunks.

When the whole town shows up in Bailey's house at the end of the picture, a horrible orgy of "share the wealth" ensues and the movie ends not making a lick of sense:  The criminal, who should go to jail, is suddenly off the hook.  He lost the money!  He should pay for his irresponsibility.  What kind of lesson is this for our children?

Worse yet is the whole thing about the guardian angel, Clarence.  The fact that he is sent down there to help a "discouraged" George Bailey shows us how these film makers need to get into a Christian church because they definitely do not understand God.  Why would God send an angel to help a freeloader who can barely support his kids and not to Mr. Potter, who is in a wheelchair and needs more help after a lifetime of creating jobs and helping the community remain free? 

It should definitely not be a hit.

We'll Have to Hold off a Few Years for First Mormon President

I was willing to throw the weight of my support and renown behind Mitt Romney even though he is a Mormon and not a Christian because he stood for ideas and ideals that I approve of.  He was willing to let big business brush away the restrictions of regulations and therefore have better access to the economy and help the middle class.

He was willing to keep marriage monogamous, in spite of his beliefs, and define it as between a male and a female.  He was willing to prevent babies from being killed by their mothers in the womb shouting of "legitimate rape" when it was probably illegitimate rape if they got pregnant.

He was going to get the government out of our hair, this time for good!

But he lost the election.  Why did he lose?  Because he never signed "Porcupinetaxi's pledge to honor God."
I gave him several opportunities, and even had my friend Mike Huckabee call his cell phone, but he was napping on the bus and never returned his call.  If Mitt had signed my pledge, he would have garnered the votes to win.

I am sure of it.

The Great Debater

Obama showed that he is just a punching bag.  Romney gave him the old one-two and then the three, four and five.  I don't like the fact that Mitt said that each state should have it's own program of government medical care, like Massachusetts.  But boy, did you see the confusion on Obama's face when he said it?  Blindsided!

And Romney totally stole Obama's fire when he championed the middle class first.  Ha ha!  Took the words right out of his mouth.  Obama looked like a welfare mother trying to buy cigarettes with food stamps.

And Jim Lehrer, the moderator, is like "Where's my walker?  I wanna get outta here," when Romney took control of the debate by saying he would off Big Bird for borrowing money from China and increasing the deficit.  Pure gold.  PBS is too liberal anyway.    Call China for your pledge drive.

I have faith that Romney will be tea party one hundred percent.  The moderate thing is only for the debate; don't worry folks.

Romney's Choice: Inspired

Romney has chosen an economic genius to lead the country in case he is elected and dies.  He is no Sarah Palin, but I still like him.  What an inspired choice.

Chik-Fil-a is the best, In Spite of Feather!!!

I feel queezy just thinking about the seven chicken sandwiches I just ate to support my local Chik-fil-a restaurant.  Let me tell you, everyone from my church went and they had those sandwiches flying off the grill so fast that I think they forgot to pluck a couple of them!

Anyway, it was delicious to know that I was supporting Jesus's idea of what a traditional marriage should be:  A Man And A Woman eating chicken!  I went alone, but met a terrific chick there and maybe I will eventually get her number and marry her because she is a woman.  Her name is Unise, but I like her in spite of her name.

I want to thank Jesus for helping me find a girl.  Jesus looks out for me. 

Needed: Special Investigator to See if Supremes are Being Blackmailed!

It is obvious to anyone who has a brain that there is something fishy going on in Washington!  There is absolutely no way the Supreme Court would uphold Obamacare unless there was some kind of BLACKMAIL going on.  When I say blackmail, I am not being racist about Mister Obama (who is a black male).  I don't care if he is black or purple or red.

My point is that I don't want to be forced to pay for insurance that might use my money to help someone else.  As an American, I have the right not to help anyone I choose.

I sincerely am concerned that some family member of one of those justices is being held captive in a basement somewhere in the ghetto of Washington DC.  Perhaps the police unions should be concerned about that, instead of the size of their paychecks only.

The supreme court would not support Obamacare in anything remotely resembling a normal situation.  Only Scalia would be brave enough to stand up to the kidnappers, and he voted the right way, so we know it isn't him who is being blackmaled, oops, blackmailed.

Gun Control Freaks are Causing People to Die

If everyone were allowed to carry a weapon, then thieves would just stay home where it is safe for them.  No punk in a hoodie is going to mess with a grandma packing heat.  We need more laws like the one in Florida.  Florida's law is called "Stand your own Ground"  and I agree that I should be able to defend my territory, which follows me wherever I go.  If I feel threatened or in danger, I will defend myself or my family or girlfriend if I had one.

I think Newt is the best candidate for people who carry guns, second Santorum.  I don't trust Romney because he is from Massachusettes--too close to Ted Kennedy.

Romney Limbaugh is the Ticket

We all know that Mitt Romney is too liberal.  He was the governor of a state where the only thing more popular then Kennedys is chowder.  We also know that he is going to be nominated.  He will run against Obama unless Huckabee declares a surprise entry into the race.

To balance out the race, we need to balance the ticket.  A Romney Limbaugh ticket may be just the thing.  Limbaugh is not afraid to call a university student a slut or prostitute.  Limbaugh has a show owned by a corporation which will pay big bucks to promote him.  Not there is a SuperPAC!

That's what I call freedom of speech!
That's what I call a winning ticket!

Stick to Your Guns Boehner!

Why should the House of Representatives make Obama look good?  If they go along with whatever he wants, then voters will give Obama the credit and he will get re-elected, which is something nobody wants.  That would guarantee another four years of GRIDLOCK.  Representative Boehner is right to throw up obstacles every chance he gets.  It is the only way to guarantee that this country will eventually run smoothly.

President Gingrich

Because Newt Gingrich was one of the first candidates to sign the Porcupine Taxi's Pledge to Respect God, he has catapulted himself into the position of front runner for the Republican nomination.

Since the Republican nominee usually wins, Newt will definitely be the next president.

Unless Huckabee enters the race.

(I can always dream, can't I?)

99% is too Bland Without Pepper!

Those deadbeats at the occupy Wall Street or whatever else street should get off their butts and look for a job.  All they are doing is taking drugs and spending their parents' money on tents from Wal-Mart which the police cart away at night.

Well, the cops have figured out a way to spice up the situation--they pepper sprayed all 99 of those protesters.  Ha ha.  It was so funny until I realized that they were so stoned they didn't even  notice it.

Their problem is that they are scared, scared that the big firms and millionaires are going to create a bunch of jobs and then they won't be able to say there are no jobs and play "occupy" any more.

Pledge Getting Results

GOP Presidential candidates who have signed the Porcupinetaxi's Pledge to Respect God:
Mike Huckabee (personal friend and best choice candidate IMHO)
Michelle Bachman (hottest candidate, since Sarah sits this one out)
Rick Perry (Republican presidents from Texas are great)
Newt Gingrich (a classic)

Public servants who have not signed:
Herman Cain (read your Bible--not a good surname)
Mitt Romney (wacky Mormon.  I think he came to my door with a Watchtower last week)
Huntsman (pal of Obama, and Morman to boot)
Santorum (he will sign soon)
Ron Paul (he is still trying to find the bathroom. LOL)

Just as I thought.  My pledge is helping a lot of Americans narrow it down.  I am sure that whoever the Republican runner is, he will beat Obama.  I don't think it would come down to it, but if it did, I would even vote for a Mormon to give ole Ayatolla Barack the heave-ho!

Republican Debate Overshadows Obama Economy Speech

Everyone is talking about the Republican Debate.  Poor Obama is getting absolute no traction with his "Jobs" plan.  Maybe he should shove his  plan under the wheels?!

Ron Paul looked good at the debate, and you can't go wrong with those Texas governors, so Rick Perry is golden--probably the candidate.   Michelle Bachman wore a conservative, but sexy dress which didn't upstage her false eye lashes, which were not too long.  The debate bode well for the future of the USA.

But I am reserving my vote for a candidate who will sign the Porcupinetaxi's Pledge to Respect God.  I suggest everyone write them to find out why they haven't signed it.  Only Mike Huckabee signed it and he is still refusing to run.  Hey, maybe we should be writing to get someone else to enter the race...

It's Huckabee.

Finally, the TRUTH

Dick Cheney's long-awaited book is out.  I am sure glad.  Finally the USA will get a dose of truth so strong that we haven't tasted anything so real and honest since the Bush administration.

Check it out:
http://video.foxnews.com/v/1129111787001/grapevine-cheneys-book-to-make-heads-explode/

I Challenge the Politicians to Sign my Pledge!

I challenge all the politicians to sign the Porcupine Taxi's Pledge.  It reads as follows:

Porcupine Taxi's Pledge to Respect God

I hereby pledge my heart and soul to respect God in every decision I take and every move I make.  I recognize that the word good comes from the name God and therefore will only do good in my public and private life.  I will respect the rights of children not to be injured or abused.  I respect the right for the flag to wave without fear of being burned by terrorists.  I respect that no taxes shall ever be raised.  I respect that murderers and rapists will be sent to jail and punished.  God Bless America.


Signed ______________________________________________________________

Kate and Will Are Latest Britcom

Prince Will and his surgically enhanced wife are here in Southern Californa and boy does he look silly with his polo pants and mallet and her cheering as if we were still a coloney.

It is just pathetic.

Thank God for our democracy!

Democrats Need to Get Out of Way and Let GOP Fix Medicare!

Medicare is unfeasible and can not be sustained.  It is bankrupting the country.  As things stand, if we wait ten years, it will cost the US Government over one-hundred dollars for a Band-Aid in the year 2020.

We can not accept this.  If Medicare were put in the hands of private industry, competition would keep prices low.  The profit motive would keep the system state-of-the art, and old folks would benefit.  It is not fair to have other taxpayers support leaching senior citizens.  The old folks should and would be required to take on a minor percentage of the price with a co-payment.  It's only fair and the savings could be passed on as tax cuts to younger or richer voters who do not use Medicare.

And seniors today would not lose any benefits other than lower taxes.  According to the GOP plan, privatization would not kick in until these seniors kicked the bucket.

Everyone wins!

Bush Got the Ball Rolling to Kill Osama bin Laden

I bought a five-dollar cigar the other day to celebrate Osama bin Laden's head getting blown off by US Navy seals.  What I don't like is how Obama, as president who ordered the operation, is taking credit.

Everyone knows that George Bush was president when we were attacked.  He was supporting education by being "the education president" and reading "My Pet Goat" to school children in Texas when those cowardly terrorists attacked.

Then he went with a megaphone and promised the firefighters at ground zero that the terrorists would hear from us!

Obama never did either of those things.  Credit should go where it is due.  Bush should be the one on TV gloating over Bin Laden's corpse.  I know there are rumors about the Bush family being friends with the Bin Laden and other Saudi oil families.  Those are just products of the investigations of the liberal media and we must not legitimize them by providing any acknowlegement for any connection to reality. They are fiction, just like the "Arabian Nights."

Bush should get the credit for blowing off Bin Laden's head!

I Want To See His Birth Certificate in Person

That birth certificate presented on line is nothing more than a testimony to Photoshop.  I demand to see it in person.  Nothing that I have seen on line leads me to believe that Obama isn't some kind of "Eddie Murphy" type who has come out of Africa to play us all as fools!

Now, I know some people have called Donald Trump a racist, but I can vouch for him that he is not.  This has nothing to do with race.  Heck, Trump was just on Oprah the other day with his whole family.  A racist wouldn't have done that.

The fact is that Obama is almost too smooth.  He speaks English more impeccably than an American.  It is as if he was trained by the KGB, or something.  I want to see that birth certificate in person.

Barack Attack Not Original

Obama is trying to piggyback on the success George Bush had in Iraq.  He decided to invade Libya and take out Kadaffy.  Sorry, the Barack Attack will not work.  Bush had strategy and a flair for the shock n awe.  Bush took out Saddam Hussein, who was worse than Hitler, according to experts.

So if Obama thinks he is going to get famous and popular, like W, by kicking some ass, he has to pick on someone who isn't so cartoonish and minor, like Kadaffy.  Heck, Kadaffy looks like an old lady who quit weight watchers one too many times.

And Mister Obama has got to stop acting like  a womanish-man and grow a pair and wear a real flight suit like President George W. Bush wore when he announced "mission accomplished."

I'm just sayin'.

America has a Proud Tradition of Volunteerism

Nothing says  America like the fading smoke from a fire being extinguished by a volunteer fire department.  A group of honest men, and maybe even strong women, working together to protect and help the community.  They don't want to take advantage of the taxpayer and rip off the coffers of our treasury, they just want to help--to put out the fire.  This country was founded on volunteerism.  There is no reason why or schools shouldn't be equipped with volunteer teachers.

If only volunteeer teachers worked in our schools, then we would have teachers who want to teach, not just public employees acting as parasites, sucking ever-increasing taxes from the good citizens of America so they can drive expensive Hummers and go to five star restaurants in Paris, France during their time off in the summer months.

I have had some bad teachers in my day and let me tell you this:  I don't think I learned anything from them; everything I know, I learned in church or I taught myself!

A better country begins with the firing of all the teachers and the implementation of a totally volunteer teacher force.  This move might increase unemployment for a while, but Obama's already screwing up the economy and besides, maybe some of those unemployed teachers will use their free time to step up and take some positions as volunteer teachers.  If they really care about the kids, then they will do that exactly.

God bless America and lets raise the standards at our schools as we drop taxes.  When it all comes down to it isn't it, after all, about the kids?

Put W's Face on the Sphinx

Didn't I tell you?  The people of the Islam countries are craving democracy.  Those Egyptians got tired of walking around like Egyptians and revolted after seeing how free and happy the people are in Iraq.

Well, how did they get free in Iraq?  I will tell you;  all the credit goes to our brilliant ex-president George W. Bush, who went in there to find weapons of mass distruction, but didn't give up the fight when he did not find them.  He kept on fighting, with our military heroes, with a new objective: Democracy in the Middle East and the hanging death of dictator tyrant Saddam Hussein.

He accomplished both and now it's having a domino effect.  I wouldn't be surprised if those countries, with all their freedom, turned to Jesus.  Yeah, a Jewish Christian replacing Muhammad?  Crazier things have happened.  Give credit where it's due.  Put W on the sphinx!!!

Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan

On this solem occasion, the 100th birthday of our beloved president, Ronald Reagan, I want to wish him a very happy birthday. 

Since he implemented trickle down economics, the economy has really shaped up.  There are now more millionaires then ever!!!  This is thanks to him.

Instead of doing what the knee-jerk liberals do--looking at the few homeless in the poor parts of the cities, why don't we look at the brighter side.  More CEO's have more houses now than ever in the history of America.  God bless America and God bless Ronald Reagan!

Reagan Was Right!

Reagan was right when he said that government is the problem!  So many people hate their representatives that they are shooting them.  Now I do not condone violence, but if the shoe fits...

Don't blame Rush or Shawn.  If you don't like Sarah's cross-hairs, don't look at them! 

We control the House now and we will tone it down...

...when we have the oval office and Senate, too!
Lol!

We Need the Government to Cut Taxes and Increase Services for the Rich

It might sound counter-intuitive, but we need to invest in the rich, not the poor.  Look, there are fewer rich than poor.  If we increase programs for the poor, the deficit will go sky high.  On the contrary, if we increase tax cuts and other savings for the rich, relative few will be affected and it will not bankrupt the government.

It's simple math.  But stay with me.  It will become clear as a button.

The rich need more than one house, for variety and to store all their stuff, and with that kind of savings, they will definitely buy more houses.  When they do, they will hire middle class and poor to work as security guards at those houses.  Also, landscapers, painters, maids, and drivers.

Unemployment problem solved.

It only makes sense.  Doesn't everyone dream of being rich someday?  Well, we can start on the road to richness by looking out for our own future self-interests!

Why Haven't they Cancelled Obamacare Yet?

What's with the gridlock in Washington!?  Why haven't they cancelled Obamacare yet?  It  is obviously a failure and it is not popular.

If I get sick, I don't want some British doctor touching my body with socialist fingers!

Poor Obama has no Friends in the USA

Poor Obama.  The Democrat Party abandoned him.  Everyone in the USA is drinking tea now. 

Great President Bush is out on a book tour.  I just saw him on Fox News and I think everyone should buy his book so it can be a bestseller.

Barack?  He is running around Indonesia, looking up his old elementary school pals.  Good luck Barack.  Maybe you can find some of those guys in a mosque.  We'll hold the fort here.

I think I'll go have a glass of ice tea.

Tea Anyone?

Ha ha ha.  We kicked your ass.  The tea party is the new party that is taking the political landscape by storm.  You voters said you were tired of the Republican Party back two years ago, so we changed our name and repackaged and now you love us!

All we need is the next two years and this country will be on track, unless that f***** Obama tries to mess with us.

Long live the Tea Party!

Porcupinetaxi
(lifelong Republican and proud of it)

People are Sure Tired of Obama

Well, now that Obamacare has proven itself to be a complete failure, and the stimulus made everything worse, it looks like the Republicans are going to come and have to clean up this mess.

I say we reverse the 22nd amendment.  The only one with the experience to take care of business is George Bush.  Let's elect a Tea Party George Bush.  A third term is just what this country needs.

Tea Party Poised to Take the Nation

Obama's failed two years of liberal socialist policies have shown us that the Democrat Party is only interested in screwing up America.

Good thing the Tea Party is waiting in the wings.  If President Bush had been allowed to run for a third term, I am sure he would have won.  He was in the most perfect position to fix the country's economic woes by, drum roll please, continuing his policies.  That's right.  If he had been given more time to continue his programs to help the rich, it definitely would have trickled down to save Joe Six Pack and Joe the Plumber.

Instead, Obama comes in and sabotages the recovery.  Fortunately, Americans have good memories.  We remember in Boston when we had the first Tea Party.  We are going to win and get back on track!!!

Let's Be Fair

Let's be fair and continue the tax cuts for all Americans.  Someday I plan to be as rich as Bill Gates, so, when I am, I won't want to pay any taxes at all.  I want to own fifteen mansions!  I will be so rich someday that I will hire Aerosmith and Fergie to play at my parties.

So, let's keep the tax cuts for the richest Americans.

Don't you aspire to be rich someday?  Protect your own interests!!!

I Say Have a Koran Tea Party

Burning Korans might be in bad taste.  It would make smoke all over the place and then the liberals would complain of the CO2 causing more global warming. 

Let's instead, have a little tea party in the harbor.  We could dress up all in togas, like Arabs, and take those Korans and chuck them all into the sea off the dock in Louisiana.  Heck, if we accidentally throw in a cigarette, maybe the water would  catch on fire and we could burn off some oil!

How's that for a crusade?!!!

Roll Out the Hummers, BAby!

Ok, they capped that leaky oil well.  I knew the oil company would turn out to be a stand up kind of guy.  It turns out that the microorganisms in the gulf love to eat oil.  Basically, all that hullabaloo was just about a few one-celled creatures having a snack. 

The water is going to be cleaner than it ever was.  Even Mister Obama took a dip in the Gulf.  You know he wouldn't do that if he thought it would get on him--HE'S SLIPPERY ENOUGH AS IT IS.

So, Environazis, relax.  Have a shrimp cocktail and some of your pino noir from France.

Let's get back to drilling so I can lease a Hummer.

Obama is Trying to Reduce the Supreme Court to a TV Episode

Excuse me, but what the heck is going on?  The United States Supreme Court is an important branch of the US government.  It checks and balances all kinds of decisions made by the government.  It protects the rights of individuals and corporations alike, so that the nation's economy can be strong. 

I really don't think it is the place for incessant cackling about Prada shoes or which mall is having the best sale.  And I especially don't think it appropriate to inject all that drama that comes from monthly cycles, and the gossip about relationships, or the  competition over who has a more stylish cloak.

C'mon, we already have two women on the supreme court.  Three of them would create a Sex in the City atmosphere which would undoubtedly make the male justices feel uncomfortable.  Let's think of their rights for a change.

Don't get me wrong, I think one or two female justices is OK.  The thing is:  With the Supreme Court, three is a crowd.

Hottest Chicks are in GOP

We got Sara,we got that new chick in South Carolina.  We gots all the hot chicks.  I tell you, the Republican Party is not only the party of lower taxes and keeping the government out of your private lives (exclude abortion--which is murder and cleaning up the oil spil, which is Obama's fault) and sexy chicks. 

Just the other day I was in a Starbucks buying a regular coffee, and a girl sitting there couldn't keep her eyes off of me.  If I hadn't been in such a hurry, I would hae gotten her phone number.  Yeah, being a Republican is SEXY.

Obama Emotionless Automaton

Obama says he's mad, but he shows no emotion at all.  I am starting to wonder if he is some kind of tin man, an automoton fabricated by those Democrat Party jerks to ruin our country.  I mean, if he really cared about that oil spill (which is being highly exaggerated) he would start cursing and shucking and jiving!  Instead, all he does is show us a picture of a dead bird (photoshop anyone?) and then clench his jaw and blame BP.

I demand that Obama be given a complete physical exam, including bloodwork, by a doctor chosen by the Republican National Committee, so we can verify if he is some kind or robot or not.  I am serious.

Do Ask Do Tell

I don't think that a soldier who has just been shot by a Taliban bullethole is going to want a homosexual touching his body, picking it up, and carrying it out of the line of fire.  This would really not be the time for getting "excited" and having romantic distracting thoughts.

If gays are allowed to openly serve in the military, then these guys would always make an initial effort to protect the better looking soldiers.  Therefore, the ugly soldiers, who are usually our most productive and tough fighters, would be open to added danger and, let's call it like it is, extermination.

Make love not war?  It is a slogan that was wrong when they came up with it and it is still wrong!!!

Tar Balls May Actually Increase Tourism on Gulf Coast

A recent study by the Land Institute shows that tarballs from the leaking oil pipeline may actually help the economies on the Gulf Coast.  When asked how far they would travel to see a "tar ball," respondents actually gave an average of fifty miles farther then the distance they would travel to see Disneyworld.

So, although the hatch to cover the leak did not work, maybe this whole thing will have a silver lining and pull some of our red-states out of the economic doldrums.

People in my city spend a lot of money to see the La Brea Tar Pits Museum, and it just has a small amount of tar.  It seems to me that the bigger the tarball, the better.

I'd pay to see that!

Salute to the Heroes

Let's all salute the heroes who sacrifice to make this world a better place.  Those folks at BP oil company are just like you and me, only braver and smarter.

It takes a lot of courage and know-how to patch together a dome the size of  a three story building and then lower it down a mile to the sea floor to recover oil that would otherwise be wasted by leaking and disappearing into the sea.  These guys (and gals!) go to the extreme to use every drop of oil and thus protect mother earth.  Plus, we get to drive around in our motor vehicles.  I swear I will have enough money to lease a Hummer someday.

I am confident that they will get that dome working in no time.  I applaud the heroes at BP.

You should too.


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Still, Baby, Still !

If this country had more experience drilling for oil, that accident wouldn't have happened in the gulf!  We can't let enviro-nazis twist this thing around and try to use it to their advantage.  What we need it to drill even more so that we can get experience!

Watch the news carefully.  They will try to pass off a crow as a seagull covered with oil!  Don't believe them.  We need the energy and fuel.

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Seen One Tree, Seen um all!

An article in USA Today said that the USA is losing trees faster than any other heavily forested nation.  Well my question is this:  Why do we need to be so heavily forested in the first place?  I know that according to some wacky atheist theories we are descended from monkeys, but come on, we don't live in trees now!

We live in structures and parking lots and supermarkets and malls.  I suppose that none of those tree-huggers have ever been to Disneyland?  Forget about it!  I say that if you have seen one tree, you have seen them all.  We need to knock down those eyesores so we can build a human-friendly world, which would include plenty of zoos for the monkeys.

Justice Huckabee

The pressure is on and you can be part of it by sending an email to Obama demanding that he name Mike Huckabee as the next supreme court justice.  Obama is always  talking about being fair.  It's time for him to put his money where his mouth is.  The only fair thing to do is to name Mike Huckabee as the next supreme court justice.  Mike Huckabee cares about America!

send your demands to:

obama@whitehouse.gov

or
You can also call or write to the President:


The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500


Phone Numbers

Comments: 202-456-1111

Switchboard: 202-456-1414

FAX: 202-456-2461

Obama Must Put a Conservative on the Supreme Court

Now that a liberal (borderline communist) is quitting the Supreme Court, Americans must pressure Obama to appoint a conservative to the supreme court.  The liberals had had their chance.  We must all send T-bags to the white house to give the message that  Ann Coulter would be the best choice for the next justice.  She is young, conservative without being extreme, and easy on the eyes.

Welcome to Russia!

Well those Bolsheviks in the House of Representatives have done it.  This country is not free any more thanks to Pelosi and her pals.  Healthcare has been shoved down our throats.  If we want the people to get what they want, we need to fight any prescription Doctor OBama makes from now on.  I am not a racist, but doesn't Doctor Obama sound just like some kind of African Witch Doctor who needs to be defeated by Tarzan in order to help the natives!?  Fellow natives, we have a couple of Tarzans out there.  Mike Huckabee and John McCain!

The Democrats Need to Start Over Again

Mister Obama is going to be a one-term president.  I can just feel it in my bones.   He simply can't get anything done.  He has spent so much time (and taxpayers money!) on this healthcare plan.  Can't he get it through his liberal head:

THE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT HEALTHCARE

By the time midterm elections come around, I predict that he will get zero votes.  I say the Democrats need to junk the healthcare plan that they have (especially the death panels) and start over.  We have the best things in the world in the USA--including insurance companies.  The only plan that makes any sense would be controlled by insurance companies.  They are doing a good job now, aren't they?

Alexander Haig R.I.P.

He would have been a great president.  Somewhere up in Heaven, God is feeling a little safer to have Al Haig in the ranks.

Looks Like God Isn't Happy With Washington

All this snow seems to give me an idea that those fools in the White House better clean up their act.  I mean, come on!  They have got to give up on this healthcare thing.  Can't they get it through their heads that the people do not want healthcare!

I saw Sarah Palin in the news coverage of those tea parties and let me tell you, she was a breath of fresh air.  She is so different than those intellectuals in power.  We need someone like us in power.  When she spoke the keynote for the tea party conference I felt like I was in a wonderland!

We Got the Supreme Court, We Got the Supreme Court!

Ha ha ha. And there went Ted Kennedy's seat in the senate to a more qualified Republican candidate--great interviewer, the ladies think he's handsome, super qualified!

And it sounds like that Obamacare scam has run its course. LOL.

The Democrat party might as well give up. We will block anything they try to do and they will come out with egg on their faces. They might as well go along with us Republicans if they want to be remembered as a do something congress!

Ha ha! And look what happened to Tiger Woods! LOL.

Remember Jesus is the Reason for the Season

Remember that the whole reason we celebrate Christmas and New Years is because of the Birth of Christ. Jesus is the Reason for the season!

Party crashers In White House

That would never have happened if Bush were still president. I can't believe that Obama actually shook hands with those reality stars who snuck into the white House. He sucks!

Thank You for Not Shopping At Macy's

The people at Macy's are unholy and there are a bunch of pickpockets hired by the store to steal your money while the ladies who work there distract you. Do not shop at Macy's!

Balloon Boy's Dad Voted for Obama

That idiot dad who called in a false 911 call to report his kid flying away in a balloon, probably voted for Mister Obama. It seems that he is from an area that disrespects the law and supported Mister Obama. I call him Mister Obama because I don't think he deserves to be called President.

Mister Obama? It sounds like some kind of a ship's captain from an old Humphrey Bogart movie! Ha ha!

If Norway is the Best Place To Live Why Doesn't Gallup Go There!?

How dare the people recently polled declare that Norway is the best place to live. Can kids go on country picnics with pie eating contests in Norway? I don't think so. What about small farmer making a living off the land in small town America? Won't happen in Norway! Too frozen.

A recent survey of American schoolchildren found that a large majority of them didn't find Norway important enough to learn to spell its name nor learn the capital. I think this indicates how important Norway really is. Most kids in Norway end up as sardine fishermen and housewives who needlessly worry about them. Deadliest catch? I don't think so.

So Don't tell me that Norway is better than America. I don't see Gallup moving there, do I?

Why Should We Help People Just Because They Are Sick?

The way these health care (should read health scare!) plans are set up, healthy people's money will be siphoned out of their wallets so that sick people will get treatment. Hello? Does something sound out of sync here? I mean, why should I be paying doctors' bills when I don't need a doctor? And why should I pay for someone who God chose to strike ill for mysterious reasons.

The good Lord has blessed me with good health, and I am ever so grateful. US government, keep your hands out of my pockets!

Mister Obama's Speech

Obama is not a doctor. What does he know about healthcare? If he gave me medicine, I would call the police.

Now, the Republicans had a real doctor respond to Obama's speech. He knows what he is talking about. If we reform health care, the government will take over health care and you will have politicians deciding what kind of medicine you take.

I don't know about you. If I get sick, I prefer to see a doctor--not a witch-doctor!

healthcare.gop.gov

Everyone Cut and Paste This!

No one should die because they cannot afford health care due to Democrat tax hikes, and no one should go broke because they get sick from seeing Obama on TV.

Death Panels: Not Such a Good Idea

Sarah Palin valiantly pointed out that the idea of death panels is an immoral idea. I second the motion! I don't think it's fair for Mister Obama to decide who lives and who dies. Suppose your grandma has a disease and needs expensive medicine to save her life. With death panels, if Obama doesn't like the looks of your grandma, she goes on a list with a skull and crossbones at the top of it. Then she has to watch a movie about nature and they kill her off with a poison cookie.

No, sorry. No healthcare reform for me! We have the best system in the world. It works perfectly. You want to know what my grandma says? "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" I sure hope you won't kill her for saying that.

It's Time For the Airlines to Get With The Times

I can't believe that the a**holes at American Airlines won't let me talk on my cell phone during the flight! They wouldn't let the old lady in the seat next to me use the phone either. And get this: They won't let you make a call on your own phone in their plane, even though you paid your hard-earned money for an overpriced ticket!

It is time for the airlines to get with the times. I don't want to sit quietly and read on a plane, I am a blogger and I have to constantly follow down leads for topics and stories. Plus, I find it interesting to listen in on callers in nearby seats to hear what they have to say. Don't judge me. I know you do it too!

It would just be better for everyone if the airlines would get with the times and let people talk. Haven't they heard of freedom of speech?

I recently flew to Las Vegas, by the way. It was beautiful. I heard some great crooners and got some cheap lobster dinners. I didn't gamble, so don't worry. It is against my religion.

Schoolchildren Don't know the Capital of Norway

People blamed George W Bush because American schoolchildren did not know the capital of Norway. Well, Obama has been president for seven months and look at the state of education. The kids still do not know the capital of Norway.

It seems that Obama's education iniatives get an F-.

By the way, the capital of Norway?
The letter "N."

LOL

Obamacare is Making Me Sick

I went to my doctor today because I dropped a car battery on my toe and had to wait six hours for some service. The girl at the counter was shouting in some strange foreign language to some other foreigners in the back. Since I was there so long, I struck up a conversation with the old lady next to me. She was nice, even though she was from another country. I said, "What are they yelling about?" She said that someone stole that receptionist's flip flop! What kind of doctor's office is this?!

Obamacare hasn't even started and already things are a disaster. Can you imagine how much things will deteriorate after congress and Mister Obama institute their socialized health care plot!

Tribute to Michael Jackson

Let's say a few words in memory of the King of Pop. Gone too soon.

Why Is Obama Talking to Terrorists?

I told you this would happen. Obama is over there in Egypt, eating falafels and shaking hands with those terrorists. And all those terrorists are cheering for him. I bet they think they bought tickets for an Osama speech!

A rose by any other name....LoL

Supreme Court or Taco Supreme?!!!

What could be more un-American than to nominate an illegal alien for the supreme court? I have information that strongly suggests that that señora who Mister Obama nominated for the Supreme Court used to be making taco supremes at the local Taco Bell. I am not being racist, but, has anyone asked her for a green card? I have seen no evidence whatsoever that shows this lady to have papers.

Wouldn't it be simpler and safer to just put an American man on the Supreme Court?

Economic Times Call For Double Duty!

It is definitely time to weaponize the Hubble Space Telescope. The US taxpayer can not afford to shell out hard-earned cash so that astronauts can fly around the globe on frivolous junkets to talk to schoolchildren long distance and mess around with "mirrors the size of refrigerators."

I do just fine with my 3X5 mirror in my apartment. Most of the women in my apartment building look at me and compliment me on my style. So the mirror seems to work! NASA shouldn't even have to repair a mirror. What? Are they going to tell us that it is worn out? How do you wear out a mirror? By looking at it too often???

Budget constraints demand that we put the Hubble Telescope on double duty. We must weaponize it now. A "telescope" orbiting the Earth, equipped with lasers and nuclear missiles would send a definite message to the terrorists. They would be looking up all the time.

It is time to make the world safer by weaponizing the Hubble Space Telescope.

Obama's Joke about Cheney is not Funny

I just want everyone to know that I do not find Obama's joke about former Vice President Cheney to be funny. He said that Cheney was busy writing his memoirs with the working title as: "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People." That kind of humor is offensive and in bad taste. Well it's no wonder that nobody thinks he's funny.

If he thinks he is the next Flip Wilson, he has another thing coming!

Shut The Border With Mexico

If Obama had any guts he would close the border with Mexico ipso facto, which is Spanish for ASAP. Every time one of those guys comes over to take one of our jobs, he brings germs, microbes, and pestilence. If we close the border now, Americans will stay healthy and we can lead the world the way we are supposed to.

I am not saying anything against the Mexicans. Some of my best friends have Spanish surnames. But they were born in America. If those guys from south of the border get a fever and feel woozy, they can put on a mask and head over to Cuba--since they think the commies have such a good health care system.

We Have a Crisis and Obama's Traveling Around

Obama has spent more time out of the country than in the country. We should buy him a cruise ship and park it on the Potomac. One day he is hugging a Frenchwoman and the next he is comparing Hungarian Goulash with Louisiana Cajun Frickazee!

Last time he was on the news, he was stuffing his face with tacos in Mexico!

Hey, Barak, don't drink the water!

LOL

Photographers Caught OBama Shaking Hands with Chavez

Well, I bet Obama's face was red when he noticed that a news photographer caught him shaking hands with his socialist buddy, Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. This happened just yesterday at the Summit of the Americas, which is being held on some unknown island in the Caribbean. Next thing you know, he is going to be showering with Castro!

I told you this would happen!

What a Faux Pas

I can't believe Michelle Obama touched the Queen of England. Everyone knows that you are not supposed to touch the Queen of England. Sounds like the Obamas might fit in better at a cheese steak shop on the south side of Chicago. Ha ha ha.

Let AIG Executives Keep Their Bonus

We have to look at it two ways:
1. AIG Executives are used to a certain standard of living.
2. End times are coming.

When I get a good tip in my taxicab, I am happy and I go out and buy some nicotine patches and maybe a burger. If fancy Wall Street Executives don't get their bonuses, they won't have money to give me a tip. HellO?!!! That means the Wallgreens won't get their money for the nicotine patches and the In and Out Burger won't get their cash either. It is like a constipated intestine for the economy. As much as you might not like it from your perspective, the bonuses are like the Ex-lax to make the economy regular.

Also, if we look at the big picture, end times are coming. If we just stop worrying about little things, they will take care of themselves, because Jesus is coming! Soon!

Obama's Making Enemies

Obama keeps going on television and cancelling our favorite shows. This makes me mad. Not only does he ruin the economy, he keeps us from being able to forget about it for a while by watching our favorite shows.

On another note. Yes, I was banned from Twitter, and I am proud of it.

I Couldn't Think of A Better Leader

I nominate Rush Limbaugh for the head of the RNC. He is definitely more famous than the present leader, and he doesn't ever put his foot in his mouth, like our current head. One thing about Rush, you know what his opinions are. No to murdering pre-born babies through abortion, check. No to homosexuals getting special rights, check. Yes to helping the economy by cutting taxes for everyone (Hey, rich people have rights, too!), check.

One more thing, Rush is not a racist or sexist and his problems with oxy-contin were blown way out of proportion by the liberal news media. I am fully aware that an addiction to oxy-contin can lead to damage to the hearing apparatus, but, and this is a big but, RUSH LIMBAUGH'S NEED FOR A COCHLEAR IMPLANT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS DRUG PROBLEM. I AM CALLING THE PRESS OUT. STOP PUNISHING HIM FOR A COINCIDENCE. He just happened to get a hearing problem, while boldly kicking a tough habit, so God provided him with enough money to avoid deafness with an expensive operation, and now he is better than ever.

Listen to him on the radio. You will say:

Ditto!

Obama's Popularity is a Result of Trickery

There's no way that Obama's ratings could be that high. I am sure that this is the result of some kind of trickery. We just have to figure out what is happening. By the way, why aren't there more tax cuts in the stimulus package? The Bush tax cuts were just beginning to improve the economy and if the economy improves, I give credit to the Bush tax cuts!

Americans Must Stick Together

We have got to stick together. These economic times brought about by this Obama Recession are rough for all of us. The only way to beat it is for all Republicans to stick together to make sure that Obama is not successful. Filibuster away! If we can hold out, then Obama will be marked as a failure and we can win the White House back in four years.

Methinks the Democrats Trying a Little too Hard

If the Democrats think they are going to legitimize Obama's presidency just by showing up in droves to Washington DC, well, they got another thing coming.

Don't blame me. I voted for McCain!!!


Porcupinetaxi

Take That, Democrats!

When George Bush drove Clinton out of office, all those Democrat working stiffs were so upset because they were out of work that they stole all the "W's" off the White House keyboards. Totally babyish!

We Republicans know how to get our revenge. The President (yes, Bush is still the president, although Obama doesn't seem to think so) has signed an order to permit people to bring their concealed weapons into National Parks. Ha ha. Deal with that one, first amendment haters!

I just might go bear hunting this weekend! (Hands off that pick-a-nick basket, buddy!!!) Ha ha. Lol!!!

Special Embassador to the World Post Remains Open

Thanks to (still) President George Bush, the people in Iraq have so much confidence in their freedom of speech that some of them may get carried away and throw their size ten shoes in the wrong direction. One shoe-flinging reporter is now incarcerated in Iraq for "threatening a president" as well he should be. The Iraqis are like baby birds teetering on the edge of a nest, getting ready to fly. Just as I can not yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater, they can not throw shoes in a celebration of free speech. You can hurt someone. That reporter must be prosecuted as an example to the other people, who are learning about freedom.

Just remember, if this had happened under Saddam Hussein, that guy would have been killed for what he did.
Through the whole incident, our President made a light-hearted quip, "I saw his sole" he said. He just came up with that quip off the cuff the next day in an interview. We need that kind of guy around. I nominate him for the post of Special Embassador to the World. Obama, prove that you are really reaching out to the red and blue states and give Bush the job.

Earth to Obama: You Are Not Sworn in Yet

It seems as if his bossy wife has forgotten to tell him that he is still not president. Obama is acting as if he's in charge. Everyone, write him e-mails and let him know that he's just gotta stop hogging those TV cameras. Heck, he is on TV more than Paris Hilton. And where do you think is the best place to send those e-mails? Where will he get them for sure? E-mail theWhite House, where Obama is trying color swatches for the new curtains!!!

Support the Conservative Cause any Way you Can!!!

Donate money to Christian churches, watch Fox News, keep your radio tuned to Rush and Sean and most of all KEEP TUNING IN TO THIS BLOG. I promise I will keep this liberal coup in check. I know, that this is unheard of, having one party with so much power in America. Well, I think that we are going to have to let out a PRIMAL Roar!!! to show that the Republican Party is still the best party in the world.

God Bless America!!!

Four Years of Socialism, Terrorist Buddies, Moslem Names, Spread the Wealth!!!

This wouldn't have happened if he had picked Huckabee.

:-(

Everybody With a Brain--Vote!!!

Let's get every reader of this blog out there to vote. If you all show up at the polls, I think that Peter Jennings will have to serve himself up a huge helping of crow. That is what he deserves for reporting all of those pubilc opinion polls which are skewed against the Republican ticket.

If you want a genuine hero who has plenty of training in tactics and survival and who was born in America, and chooses a running mate who can break the glass ceiling that Hillary Clinton put so many cracks in, then McCain is your man.

If you want a socialist liberal, whose aunt is an illegal alien, whose children dressed at Taliban terrorists for Halloween, who hangs around with William Ayers--another terrorist, who goes to elitist and intellectual vogue parties with the likes of Paris Hilton, who has no executive experience, and was shown on the cover of New Yorker Magazine in the actual uniform of an Al Quaida Terrorist, who rides on a fuel guzzling plane while hipocritically touting alternative fuels, whose wife says that she is ashamed to be from the USA, except for one occasion, and whose middle name is Hussein, then vote for Obama.

Just remember that Democrats vote on Wednesday! Lol!!!

I Salute Joe The Plumber

Joe, if it wasn't for you, the common man wouldn't dream. Yes, you know what I am talking about. I am talking about that crazy dream of yours to get a two hundred and fifty thousand income someday. And you are well on your way. You have it all laid out, starting with shooting down Obama's half-baked tax plan that will not do you any good at all once you have achieved your dream.

You remind me of myself. I drive a taxi, but someday I am going to be rich, and when I am, I want a president who will look out for my interests, not some guy who will stick his hand into my pocket, take my wallet, and "spread the wealth around." Together we will bring down Obama, who may have a plan that would benefit us slightly now, but would hinder us from achieving our dreams.

Joe, I look forward to the day when I turn on my radio and Rush Limbaugh announces that you have gotten your plumbers license, bought your bosses business, and made your first million!

In your face OBama!!!

McCain Has the Perfect Temperment

McCain has the right temperament to get the job done. Also, as he did with his vice presidential choice, he will surround himself with qualified people who know their stuff. I have a suggestion for secretary of state. It is not a black and not a woman.
It's Huckabee.




McCain-Palin

Do We Really Know Who Obama Is?

Sitting here watching the campaign ads on my new flat-screen TV, I came up with this realization all on my own. Do we really know who Barak Obama is?

I hear that he lived in a foreign country. Why would anyone want to live in a foreign country unless they hated America? Also, I hear he is friends with a buddy who wants to secede from the USA.

He was seen eating pizza with a fork and knife. He doesn't even know how to eat American food. His wife passes up the superior quality US made shoes and buys shoes from Europe. Europe, that is where France is.

Plus, he was born in Hawaii. The Republican Party got hold of copies of his passport and birth certificate to prove that he was born in Hawaii and posted it on truefactsverified.com. Someone born in another country, like Hawaii, should not be eligible to be president of the USA, I don't care if he is black or white, there should be a law.

So maybe you should ask yourself: Isn't it high time to get familiar with this Obama character? To find out more about him is easy, just watch more of Sarah Palin's speeches. She is a streight-shooter who is easy on the eyes as well.

Porcupinetaxi, signing off.

McCain-Palin 08

Sarah Palin Wins Debate

I think Sarah Palin has excellent legs for a woman her age. I mean, she can take me hunting caribou any time. Yes, I was enthralled by the debate she mastered against that shmoe from the Democrat party. She kicked his ass. I was really impressed. Although the Democrat had really taken an unfair advantage by preparing a lot of pat answers to her well thought-out praise for John McCain, she did exceptionally well for a woman. Who would have thought that someone so pretty could do so well in a debate with a man. She kicked ass!!! and she has good legs too!!!

I Am Convinced

Ok. On Thursday I got a knock on my door at three AM and got out of my bed hopping mad, ready for a fight. Instead of a fight, I had milk and cookies with two of my most admired people in the world. You guessed it. Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris were at my door here in the suburb of Garden Grove, California. I tell you it knocked my socks off!!!

Chuck did most of the talking. He said that both of them were following my blog and they knew that it influenced a lot of people. The only thing Mike said was that he was honored that I was so faithful to him and believed in him.

Chuck let me know in no uncertain terms that Huckabee meant what he said when he spoke about supporting the Republican Candidates.

That's enough for me.

To prove that it was not a dream, I have posted a photo above of Chuck Norris and Mike Huckabee in my kitchen.

I hearby endorse John McCain for the presidency!!!

Don't Try To Fool Me With Fake E-Mails!!!

I have received a private e-mail which was trying to get me to knock off my campaign to get Mike Huckabee to run for a third party for the White House. Well, you didn't fool me. That E-mail was as fake as a queer two dollar bill.

If Mike Huckabee wasn't speaking against his will at the convention in Minnesota, then let him contact me in person.

There is only one person who can convince me to change my vote to McCain.

It's Huckabee.

I am Not Giving Up Until Told By Huckabee Himself

I couldn't get over why I got this queezy feeling when Mike Huckabee was endorsing John McCain and Sara Palin at the Republican Convention in Denver, then it hit me. I was queezy because he was drugged up. How else can you explain a great man like Mike Huckabee relinquishing a vice presidency that should have been his...to a woman small town mayor who forgot to tell her daughter not to have sex!!!

I am fighting mad. I won't quit my campaign to draft Mike Huckabee to run as a third party candidate until the man contacts me himself and I can drug test him.

Even McCain's wife would be a better VP than the one he chose. Who cares if she is hot?!

I am fighting mad.

It's Huckabee.

News Alert, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

Everyone tune in to the Republican National Convention tonight. Governor Mike Huckabee is scheduled to do a major speech.